why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 



fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos


do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

Artist: Unknown Title: Unknownwhen the bitch in front of you wont move at a green light Album: Unknown


remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy



do you ever think about the first day you sat down to watch orphan black and how you had no idea that a girl named sarah manning would say “oh shit” and that would be the end of life as you know it


last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up


i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

Q: But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual. -Anonymous


ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking


people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties