I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
complete panic in one screenshot
what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there
some words to live by.